Chapter 12: Thanks
//Royal Robin and Spoiler have been captured by thugs. They are trapped in a cage with a high-tech lock.
Robin: How can you not pick it? You're supposed to be a tech person.
Spoiler: They took my tools, what am I supposed to hack it with? Unicorn wishes?
Robin: If a unicorn was here, we'd have much bigger issues than a lock.
Thug, coming back into room: Shuddup! There ain't no way you're getting outta 'ere, so-
A computer in the room flickers green, projecting a hologram of Riddler lounging on a couch, lazily twirling his staff
Riddler: Hello, scum of Gotham!
Thug: What the 'ell, how'd he--?
Riddler: Here's a new riddle for you: how long does it take to blow up all the smuggler's hordes in Gotham?
Explosions in the distance, one after another
Riddler, faux cheerfully: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. -scowls darkly- I am out there, I am very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.
Thug: ...
Electric lock on cage fries
Spoiler, under her breath, as Robin deals with the thug: Thanks, Dad.
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That clears up Jason's part in the batjokes work! (Also lmn if the comments are bothering you, I just keep giggling over these and can't not comment when they don't have any yet.)
The comments are definitely not bothering me, thank you for asking! I actually like comments better than kudos. I'm glad you're enjoying these so much! 😊
Okay, but Ivy being the leader is a great idea!? Her and Batman being deadpan while trying to control the chaos around them is a duo I didn't know I needed.
In my mind, Joker's the one the public perceives as leader, while Ivy is actually the leader. Something about her just screams authority, and she knows it.
That something is probably being able to outglare the Batman ;)
Most likely. 😂
LMAO 💛💛💛
They're adorable!! 💜
Ikr?
Thank you. This was really entertaining
Glad you like it 😊
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