20 sparksChapter 1: If You Knew Time As Well As I Do
Clock King: It's been precisely two hours and sixteen minutes since I was last insulted.
Mad Hatter: Oh, that's good..?
Clock King: And two point five minutes since I was last assaulted, but we don't need to talk about that.
Mad Hatter: Wait, what?
Clock King: On with the heist! We have a schedule to keep, Jervis.
Mad Hatter: Wait, no, you can't just skip over that, Temple! Who hurt you?
Clock King: Just a mugger, I dealt with him. We are already thirty seconds behind schedule, we must-
Mad Hatter, stomping angrily: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!
Cops, attracted by the noise: Put your hands where we can see them!
---later, in Arkham---
Edward: So, how'd you get caught?
Jervis, pouting: Brotherly love.
(Across the rec room)
Xavier: So, how'd you get caught?
Temple, fondly grumpy: Brotherly idiocy.
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"Happy Hatter Noises" needs to be a fic name.
Glad you liked it. 😁
This needs to become a more important family lore and ''ship '' ! I do really like the dynamic between these two
Wacky Mad Hatter and rigid Clock King being hyper-loyal brothers is such a fun dynamic, I hope more authors end up exploring it. Glad you like the fic! 😊
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