Chapter 6: Because I'm Too Tired To Find My Copy Of Alice
How did a single sentence quote become this?
Jervis: My level of queer has reached 'sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me'.
Temple, staring at his phone: ...My wife just texted me that she's pregnant.
Jervis: -starts to sigh deeply-
Jervis: Wait, WHAT?
Temple: It appears I am a father.
Jervis, hopping around: I'M AN UNCLE!
Temple: Babies are the ultimate example of what I despise about humanity.
Temple: They are needy, noisy, messy, and contribute nothing.
Jervis: ...
Temple, whining: ...so why am I so happy? And terrified? Since when do those emotions coincide!?
Jervis: Actually, according to the March Hare-
Temple, not listening: Oh Kronos, I don't know the first thing about being a father, I can barely interact with adults! I-
Temple: -keeps switching between utter panic and excitedly rambling about baby names-
Jervis, whispering: I'm an uncle.
Jervis: -happy Hatter noises-
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"Happy Hatter Noises" needs to be a fic name.
Glad you liked it. 😁
This needs to become a more important family lore and ''ship '' ! I do really like the dynamic between these two
Wacky Mad Hatter and rigid Clock King being hyper-loyal brothers is such a fun dynamic, I hope more authors end up exploring it. Glad you like the fic! 😊
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