Sleep Schedule

Chapter 6: Ivy Fixes Everything (Or Does She Just Make It Worse?)

Jonathan, curled up on the couch with a blanket: I'm so tired...

Harvey: What time did you wake up today?

Jervis, annoyed: He didn't.

Harvey: What?

Jonathan: It's nothing.

Edward, whispering in Twoface's ear: You can't wake up if you never fell asleep.

Jonathan: I have insomnia and nightmares. It's not my fault I have a terrible sleep schedule.

Ivy: I think I can help. Oh, Joker~

Joker, sticking his head into the room: Yeah?

Ivy: Spooky needs some help getting a decent sleep schedule.

Joker: -nods- Got it! -dashes out of room-

Jonathan, definitely 'not' panicked: Wait, what is he doing?

Ivy: He has trouble sleeping too. But there's a surefire method we've perfected.

Jonathan: Why would you help him..?

Edward, figuring it out: Oh no...

Harley, stomping into the room, clipboard in hand: -in her psychiatrist voice- Professor Crane! What's this I hear about you staying up all night?

Jonathan: It's hardly your concern, Child.

Harley: -plops down on chair by the couch, looking at clipboard- Do you know what lack of sleep can do to your mind?

Jonathan: Of course I know, I'm a psychology pro-

Harley: You're deflecting, Crane. Tonight you will go to bed at 20:00 sharp, or no Fear Toxin experiments tomorrow.

Jonathan: Excuse me-?

Harley: While we're here, let's talk about your eating habits...

Joker: I'd listen ta her if I were ya! -under his breath- Not dat she'll actually give ya a choice.

Harley: What was that, J?

Joker, panicked: Ya've got such a lovely therapy voice!