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B Team

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
Main relationship: Garfield Lynns/Roxanne Sutton
Other relationships: Garfield Lynns & Roxanne Sutton & Xavier Book
Main characters: Roxanne Sutton Garfield Lynns
Other characters: Xavier Book Bookworm (Batman 1966)
Other tags: Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates Roommates
Language: English
Originally published: 01 Jul 2024 on AO3
Stats: 936 words18 chapters 9 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks36 readsUpdated 01 Jul 2024

Summary

Bookwyrm, Firefly, and Roxy Rocket are roommates.
Chaos, incorrect quotes, arson, Bookwyrm's personal hell, and shenanigans.

Notes

I know NOTHING about Bookwyrm. Instead of searching it, I made my own headcanon version of him.

Xavier Book is a lower-level meta, capable of creating tiny spectral dragons who can't fight well but are good at sorting books. He doesn't like fighting, really likes books, and has more partial victories against Batman than even the A Listers.

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Chapter 9: Cookies!!

Garfield: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes, or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Xavier: No, that's not how you make cookies-

Roxy: FLOOR IT!

Garfield: How about 4,000,000 degrees for one second?!?

Xavier: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN, WHY THE HELL DID I LET YOU NEAR A STOVE--

Garfield: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Roxy: DO IT!

Xavier: NO-

All: -scream-

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