Interlude: In Which We Get A Slight Change Of Perspective
Group Chat Members List:
* Stephanie Nygma/Spoiler (formerly Stephanie Brown, current alias Stephanie Greene)
* Duela Dent-Gold
* Kitrina Kyle-Cobblepot/Kittyhawk
* Tim Drake-Wayne/Goodfellow
//kids group chat
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: Steph you need to get your dad to talk to my dads again
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: They've been arguing nonstop about who's fault it is that he won't speak to them
[!PrettyInPurple!]: I've been trying, but he's really mad at them
[Kitrina Hawke]: I don't get why he's so upset.
[Kitrina Hawke]: Mother showed me screenshots, and it didn't seem that bad. No worse than all the other ways they joke around in that group, at least.
[!PrettyInPurple!]: I know it doesn't seem like that big a deal, but that kinda makes it worse because dad feels like he's being unreasonable and his ego doesn't like that.
[!PrettyInPurple!]: It's just that he's really sensitive about stuff like this and part of why he likes Twoface is that they never make fun of his weird mind tricks.
[!PrettyInPurple!]: But now they have, and they weren't even entirely joking, so that's... not great.
[Kitrina Hawke]: I can get that. Sucks, though.
[!PrettyInPurple!]: Yeah...
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: guys I just thought up the best prank ever
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: no no it's actually a good one this time I swear
[Kitrina Hawke]: Give it to us, Timmy-bird
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: pls stop calling me that
[Kitrina Hawke]: Request denied. Next?
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: what if we convince the school to host a talent show and the rogues and B have to supervise it
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: best part is that we'll make it volunteer only to give them a bit of hope and then we'll guilt/convince our guardians into doing it and they'll make their friends do it so they aren't the only ones suffering and then they'll all have to supervise a talent show
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: Damn now I see why you said this over chat, like did you even stop for breath-I-mean-finger-cramps?
[Kitrina Hawke]: wait, Timmy-bird how will you convince YOUR dad? You don't go to this school?
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: pls don't call Bruce my dad our relationship is complicated and I have an actual father
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: had one anyways
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: sorta
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: just don't is what I'm saying
[Kitrina Hawke]: Okay, noted
[Kitrina Hawke]: How will you convince your GUARDIAN, then?
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: I have my ways
[!PrettyInPurple!]: I have one better for you, Drake
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: Now I'm double scared
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: Lay it on me, Greene
[!PrettyInPurple!]: We convince the school to have a talent show in which teachers can PARTICIPATE, and guilt/convince/force our guardians to volunteer.
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: OH MY GOTHAM YESSS
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: Okay you know what I'm actually all for that idea
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: Let's do this bitches
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: *cough cough*
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: Let's do this bitches-and-bastard
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: *tips hat* thank you
[Kitrina Hawke]: It shall be a glorious, glorious trainwreck
[!PrettyInPurple!]: [5 separate train-related GIFS and memes]
[Kitrina Hawke]: But how in the world are we possibly going to get the school to go along with tjys???
[Kitrina Hawke]: *rhis
[Kitrina Hawke]: *rhis
[Kitrina Hawke]: *THIS
[!PrettyInPurple!]: Oh don't worry. Tim has his wats.
[!PrettyInPurple!]: *ways
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: XD
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: that I do spoils that I do
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: >:)
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: Now I'm TRIPLY scared and that's so against theme, so now I'm mad at you
[Kitrina Hawke]: We could always make you quadruple scared so you're double double scared
[!PrettyInPurple!]: Yeah that's like double scared TIMES TWO, how's that for theme?
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: Okay now I'm scared about what you're going to do to scare me
[!PrettyInPurple!]: Mission success, then!
[!PrettyInPurple!]: [GIF of a cat in a party hat dancing]
[!PrettyInPurple!]: Digital high five? 🖐️
[Kitrina Hawke]: 🖐️
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: 🖐️
[TwoHaircolorsAreBetterThanOne]: Why did you high-five, Tim? You didn't do anything.
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: yeah but I felt left out
[!PrettyInPurple!]: What else is new?
[*Zooms Camera Lense*]: 😲
[!PrettyInPurple!]: 😉
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PLEASE write more!!! 🤍🤎♥️❤️💙💚💛💜🖤🧡🩷🩶🩵🫀❤️🔥
It has been done! 😁 😁 😁
Happy spooky season! 🎃🎃🎃
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The frozen-hearted mad scientist is all their dad, and the undead-tree feminist is their aunt. This should tell you how crazy Gotham is 😂
Seriously, amazing fic 😍, can't wait for the next chapter!
Thank you, I'm so glad you enjoyed! 😁
This is a lot of fun! (I can't keep track of everyone and don't know a couple characters but that's on me and it's still soo good!!!)
1 Gothams Plant Queen - Poison Ivy
2 Bruce The Bat - Batman/Bruce Wayne
3 Dormouse - Riddler
4 Ready For My Close Up - ClayFace
5 Haigha - Scarecrow
6 Hatta - Mad Hatter
7 Emperor Penguin - Penguin
8 Nora's Husband - Mr Freeze
9 Kitty Cat Burglar - Catwoman
10 Plant Princess Harley - Harley Quinn
11 Royal Fool - Joker
12 Two For One Special - Two-Face
13 Croc - Killer Croc
14 Manny - Manbat ➖ Langstrom
Hope this helps!
Poison Ivy is a reborn feminist & plant activist, who has a poisonous kiss, that can hypnotize men.
Riddler is an obsessive genius, who dresses in green spandex, and does does crime and leaves clues. He also makes giant mazes, which he traps people in. He is obsessed with batman and showing his intelligence. He got cancer, cured it with the Lazarus Pits, and came back and became a villain. He has a ❓ shaped cane. His theme is question marks.
Batman is a rich man who saw his parents murdered when he was a kid. He left Gotham, trained for many years, and now fights crime in a bat suit (and keeps adopting kids/sidekicks).
ClayFace is... A giant pile of goo? He used to be an actor, and thinks his roles are who he actually is (schizophrenic). He can also shapeshift.
Scarecrow is an ex psychologist, who specialized in fear. He now dresses as a scarecrow and spreads his Feartoxin (a substance that makes you relive you worse fear, tho that varies depending on series), he also used to be a teacher, and it is a popular head canon that he taught Harley. He also hates Christians, and has religious trauma from his great-grandmother.
Mad Hatter is an ex neurologist, who went insane, thought he was the mad hatter, and that his coworker was Alice, hypnotized her, and speaks in rhymes (tho this writer usually tones down his worse parts, as well as other characters worse parts).
Penguin is a rich mobster? Pretty much the only non-insane rogue. He almost never gets caught, if he does he goes to an actual prison, not the asylum. The most successful out of all of them, if you ask me. He also runs the Iceberg Lounge, hotspot for crime in Gotham.
Mr Freeze is the saddest batman villain... He does crime to try and save his dying wife, who is currently in cryostasis. He is stuck in a survival suit? Kinda like a space suit, he is stuck in it, because he requires below freezing temperatures to survive (because of a lab accident). He uses technology to freeze things in his crimes. He is a cryogenics scientist. 🩵 His wife's name is Nora.
Catwoman is a cat burglar, who dresses as a cat. She flirts with batman a lot. She is very sassy. Her and Bruce (batman) were friends as kids. They both fall in love as Selina (her savilian identity) and Bruce, while fighting as Catwoman and Batman, not knowing each other's identities.
Harley Quinn was a psychologist at Arkham, with some mental issues of her own. She was assigned to joker, fell for him, helped him escape, and became a villain with him. She dresses as a clown (a Harlequin), and works with joker. She is basically the embodiment of cotton candy. She acts kinda like if you gave a child a bunch of candy and coffee, and then set them free in an amusement park. She is also good at acrobatics.
Joker is an insane clown. He was a low-level criminal, who worked for a criminal ring called the Red Hood, until they had him pretend to be their leader, batman fought him, and he fell in a vat of chemicals. He somehow survived, but lost his sanity. He is obsessed with batman (and in love with him). The accident bleached his skin, and turned his lips bright red and his hair green. He dresses a a clown (a joker) and poisons people with his joker venom (which in canon makes them laugh, and then kills them, tho in fannon people often soften that so that it just makes them laugh, or makes them go into a coma). He is Batman's greatest foe.
Two-Face was an amazing lawyer in Gotham. Trying to clean up the city. He was a friend of Bruce's. He also had split personality disorder. Through out high school and his adult life, he pushed down any violent or aggressive thoughts, which became Big Bad Harv. All of which he was able to hide and manage, until an accident happen, leaving half his body covered in scars, leaving him blaming the police and batman for this, and letting Harv out to play. Harv formed to protect young Harvey, but ended up becoming the scum he hated most. As they fight against each other, they use a special coin to decide who makes the decisions.
Killer Croc is... A deformed crocodile-man? Sorry, honestly don't know much about him.
Manny is Manbat ➖ Langstrom. He is kinda a character made by this author? (Tho taken from a real character?). Manny is very adorable, and basically a giant child. Everyone loves Manny. Cannon - Langstrom a scientist who studied bats. He experimented on himself, mixing bat DNA into his, turning himself into a kinda a giant bat. Bruce Wayne (batman) made a cure for him, turning him back into a human. Langstrom reinfected himself (on purpose), and turned himself back into Manbat. He was also mistaken as batman at first.
Hope this helps!
PS: most my understanding of this comes from fandom and my sisters ramblings. So, maybe take this with a grain of salt!
PS: my sister just told me that Langstrom did NOT purposely reinfect himself (depending on cannon the cure was faulty, it was a split personality, the stuff that turned him was addictive, or someone else reinfected him). I was thinking of creeper (a different character, who is basically mini-joker, and I like to change him so that he is Joker's adopted son). My bad.
Ohmygosh this is so amazing!!! (also THE RIDDLER WAS IN THE PITS?! WHAT?!) THIS IS SO GOOD! I feel like this should be pinned to most fannon works so those of use who just read the fics know what's happening!!! <3
Glad I could help 😊
I made it into a fic! 😊
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75081156
I'm so glad you like it! Thanks!
Yeah, with as big a cast as Batman as, this fandom really is a coin toss on knowing who anyone is 😂
I'd explain, but it seems like someone beat me to it... How kind. :)
OMG this is amazing!
Vic just coming in and fixing it 😂 he is ALL of their dad 😂
Please write more! 🥺🧐
Thanks! No more yet, sorry :/ Glad you enjoyed, though! 😁
One of the funniest things I have read in a while, speant a good amount of time laughing inbetween in each bit
Aw, thank you! I absolutely LOVE knowing I made someone laugh. 😁 😁 😁
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Thank you! 😍
I'm glad you enjoyed it 😀
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Ah, sorry, but no. People close to me have dealt with scammers, hackers, and even stalkers in the past, so I don't connect with anyone online unless I know them in real life. And besides that, I don't really use social media. I'm glad you like the fic, though! 😁
Those nicknames are diabolical. Also not a foc I'm gonna read in class I had to wheeze so hard so many times. I think my highlight was "the last of the waynes"
1) Thank you, I'm glad you're enjoying and like the nicknames. I love knowing I made someone laugh 😊
2) What does foc mean?
3) Why do so many people read my fics during class?? 🤣
1) you're welcome 😊
2 I meant fic. My phone broke I can barely type anymore 😭
3) bc class is boring lol
Dang what school r they in
Ours still has chemistry equipment from a past country (no joke) and our sun system tables sill list Pluto as a planet.
Also I want Joker as chemistry teacher I'm bad at it anyway might as well die in school 😭
A very, very crazy school, is what they're in XD
Okay, so I was homeschooled and I knew school equipment is usually outdated, but I didn't know it could be THAT bad 😯
I'm glad you're enjoying the fic 😊
I love it
Where I'm from home school isn't allowed so I assumed my pain was universal lol
Can't be a public school that's for sure lol
It weirds me out that they can ban homeschool anywhere. Parents should have the right to teach their kids themselves. Formal, external schooling should always be optional, in my opinion.
It doesn't help that public schools basically all suck XD
Ok now I gotta ask what scarecrows nickname means. Mabye I'm nott American enough to understand?😭
Oh, right, I forgot that this isn't common knowledge — in 'Alice Through The Looking Glass', it's revealed that the March Hare and the Hatter have actual names: Haigha and Hatta.
1. How does Fries type when he has gloves on
2. ENSLAVING people as TEACHERS is just double cruelty someone call human resources or the un or whoever is in Charge for that
3. How is a mental asylum for the criminally insane worse than a public school (especially in America no offense)
4. Joker is right. Coffee isn't fun
i laughed so w my life at Harv's contact name 😭
The nicknames are the best part of a chat fic, honestly XD
Glad to know I made you laugh. Query: what does 'so w my life' mean?
Thanks for commenting! :)
NOT TWO-FACE TALKING TO HIMSELF KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
It's not Twoface if he's not talking to himself 😂
I'm glad you're enjoying! 😁
Lol, now I want an entire fic about the kids school group chat 😆
[Dormouse]: My friendship with Oswald may have involved a little bit of mild childhood brainwashing, but it's one I cherish nonetheless.
WTAF 😂😂😂
I love Eddie+Twosie SO MUCH! THEY ARE ADORABLE!!!
The amount of times I had to muffle giggles bc my spouse is sleeping probably exceeded once per chapter I love them <3
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