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Quirky Coats

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Me | Fanwork & Real Life Character(s)
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Real Life Character(s) Me | Fanwork Creator(s)
Other tags
RPF Humor Fluff and Humor Siblings Sibling Bonding Sibling Love Sisters Sister-Sister Relationship Little Sisters Big Sisters Mother-Daughter Relationship Cute Silly Texting Knives Author Is Sleep Deprived Author is almost always sleep deprived 😴 Cats Just Add Kittens actually don't unfortunately they cause can toxoplasmosis and schizophrenia Family Family Fluff Family Bonding Family Dynamics Healthy Relationships
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
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3,460 words111 chapters 0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks73 readsUpdated 15 Jan 2026
Summary

My family has a group chat where we record the funny stuff we say, incorrect quotes style.

This is the result of this chat.

Notes

Feel free to treat these as actual Incorrect Quotes and use them for whatever.

At time of posting there were exactly 222 quotes.

Chapter 3: Rebound Luck Means Something That's Only Lucky In A Bad Luck Situation, Like Being In A Crash Is Bad Luck But Surviving A Crash Is Good Luck

Cassandra: Try the remote one more time, maybe we'll get a Halloween miracle.

 

Kira: Halloween Miracles are escaping the monster.

 

Cassandra: What Monster?

 

Kira: That's the point, Halloween musicals are rebound luck.

 

Beat

 

Kira: ...I just said 'musicals', didn't I?

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Arukir Author via AO3 2026-01-15

Sorry, but I don't like connecting with strangers online and I'm fairly certain you're a scammer anyways, so...

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Arukir Author via AO3 2026-01-15

Well sorry for assuming 😅 I've just gotten a lot of scammers recently.

Thanks but no thanks, though. I prefer to draw my own stuff. Feel free to draw anything you want, though! :)

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