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Chapter 1: Down The Rabbit Hole And Into The Wardrobe We Go Chapter 2: 🍊 Oranges = Yummy 😋 Chapter 3: Rebound Luck Means Something That's Only Lucky In A Bad Luck Situation, Like Being In A Crash Is Bad Luck But Surviving A Crash Is Good Luck Chapter 4: Yes I Do Actually Use Zap And Stars In Real Life, Deal With It Chapter 5: TW: Discussion Of Periods Chapter 6: Funny Things We Texted Rather Than Said Out Loud Chapter 7: 7 Chapter 8: Chihuahuas Chapter 9: No I Didn't Mistype Portrayal Chapter 10: My Sister Is Violent Chapter 11: Milk Chapter 12: My Sister Is Sassy Chapter 13: What Other Species Of Primate Can Hunt Sharks? Chapter 14: Perchance Chapter 15: My Dad's A Dick, Long Story Chapter 16: Sitting On The Couch Chapter 17: Ford Chapter 18: Shopping Problems Chapter 19: Foureyes Problems Chapter 20: A Longer Conversation That Was Condensed Because I Made The Mistake Of Letting My Mom Be The One To Write It Down In The Chat Chapter 21: My Family Hisses As A Joke So Often That I Actually Do It Seriously Now Chapter 22: Only 200 Left To Go! 🥳 Chapter 23: A Core Belief Of Mine Chapter 24: Date Like The Food Chapter 25: She Raised Me Well Indeed Chapter 26: TW: Bathroom Stuff Chapter 27: I Would Like To Note That While Mom's Reaction Is Funny, Someone Getting Injured Is NOT. I Sincerely Hope That Woman Recovered Fully And Wasn't Too Traumatized Chapter 28: My Mom Is Ridiculous And I Love Her Chapter 29: Like From The Sliders Show Chapter 30: I Have Played This Game Many Times, To My Sister's Great Annoyance XD Chapter 31: Kitty Likes Kitties — Who Woulda Thunk It? Chapter 32: Ceiling Lamp Chapter 33: Hairstyle Chapter 34: She's Not Wrong Though Chapter 35: About The Rookie, Which I Don't Like Much But We Used To Watch Together Because Kitty Loves It Chapter 36: Lêlê Is A Term Of Endearment For One's Youngest Sibling In My Native Language Chapter 37: A Mystery For The Ages Chapter 38: This Is What Happens When Mom Is Put In Charge Of Writing Down The Quotes XD Chapter 39: One Of Those Ongoing Family Arguments Chapter 40: How Miraculous Chapter 41: We Are A Family Of Deep Thinkers, Philosophers, And Patently Ridiculous Question Askers Chapter 42: I MISSED A CHANCE TO REFERENCE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 😭 Chapter 43: Anyone Else Use That Trick? Chapter 44: We've Lived Across Half The World Chapter 45: We're Homeschoolers, Y'all 😎 Chapter 46: High IQ + High EQ = Ridiculousness Chapter 47: IDK 🤷♀️ Chapter 48: About The Monty Hall Problem, I Think Chapter 49: She's The Early Bird Of The Family Chapter 50: My Favorite Supervillain 💚 Chapter 51: WARNING: Cats Cause Toxoplasmosis. For Your Own Safety, Avoid Them, No Matter How Much You Love Them. I Learned This The Hard Way 😢 Chapter 52: Related But I Forgot Most The Context Chapter 53: Over The Phone Chapter 54: Toaster Chapter 55: She Adds Sparkles To Life Chapter 56: Random Chapter 57: Callback Chapter 58: One Thing She Can Never Do Chapter 59: Cut The Knot Chapter 60: No Babies (Or Snails) Were Harmed In The Making Of This Quote Chapter 61: I Get Dizzy A Lot Because I Have POTS Chapter 62: I Swear We're Actually Pretty Social... In Our Own Friend Groups Chapter 63: Writer Problems XD Chapter 64: Maynard Chapter 65: There Was A Weird-Smelling Stain On It Chapter 66: Random 2 Chapter 67: Flying Food Chapter 68: Maynard 2 Chapter 69: An Old Trick Chapter 70: We Disagree On Which Is Which, Though Chapter 71: Slightly Off Because I Forgot Two Thirds Of It Chapter 72: I Am Usually At Least A Little Sleep Deprived Chapter 73: This Has Changed Somewhat But Is Still Basically True Chapter 74: Apparently Cassandra Said It First Chapter 75: Convert Chapter 76: Phones Chapter 77: Darling Is A Darling Chapter 78: A Cat's First Few Heats Are Insane XD Chapter 79: Approaching Adulthood Is Simultaneously Terrifying And Exciting To A Later Teen Chapter 80: My Lêlê Is Random And I Love Her Chapter 81: My Mama Is Random And I Love Her Chapter 82: I Might Be A Touch Insomniacic Chapter 83: Her Two Modes Are Brilliant And NO Chapter 84: I Meant The Whole Dancing Thing Chapter 85: You Gotta Admit That I Have A Point Here Chapter 86: Sufficiently Advanced Technobabble Chapter 87: Keeping The Imaginary Doctors Away Chapter 88: Okay So Maybe I'm A Bit Weird Chapter 89: My Favorite Day Of The Week Is Saturn's Day, What's Yours? Chapter 90: AI Art Problems Chapter 91: I Love Cats So Much But Insanity Is Not Worth It, Take Care Of Yourselves Chapter 92: 100% True ⅐ Of The Time Chapter 93: Jailbear Chapter 94: COVID Chapter 95: She'd Make A Lovely One, Though XD Chapter 96: 😈 Chapter 97: Mom Wrote Down This One Too, And I Actually Still Don't Know What It Was About XD Chapter 98: Sharps Go Ouchie Chapter 99: Mom Doesn't Understand The Limits Of 'Out Of Context' Quotes Chapter 100: 🥳 Chapter 101: Fun Fact, The Worst Sunburn I Ever Got Was On My Nose And Ears... While The Rest Of My Family Was Burnt All Over Chapter 102: Octopuses? Octopi? Octopods? Chapter 103: My Little Sister, Everybody! Chapter 104: We Are THIS Kind Of Family Chapter 105: Please Don't Follow My Example, Proper Rest Is Very Important To Lifespan And Brain Function, I Just Have Trouble Falling Asleep Chapter 106: She Always Strangely Has More Money Than I Do Chapter 107: Is This A Myth Or..? Chapter 108: Fanficcer Problems Chapter 109: Her Catchphrase Is, No Joke, "I Can Smell Your Thoughts" Chapter 110: I'm Not A Humble Being Chapter 111: The Perfect Halfway Mark XD Chapter 5 →
Chapter 4: Yes I Do Actually Use Zap And Stars In Real Life, Deal With It
One time I kept trying and failing to escape a ball pit, and I kept cursing without meaning to and there were a ton of toddlers there, so my dad threatened to ban cursing (my family curses young, but I was still old enough to know better).
I had made fantasy curse words for my stories. I started training myself to automatically reach for them rather than actual curse words, with an 85% success rate. I no longer curse in front of toddlers (most of the time...)
Kira, waiting for the food to cook : Bored bored bored bor– Oh! I can fill up water bottles!
Venus : [laughs]
Kira : Come on, like you've never been bored out of your zapping mind?
Venus : Oh, plenty of times — that's why I snack.
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Sorry, but I don't like connecting with strangers online and I'm fairly certain you're a scammer anyways, so...
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Well sorry for assuming 😅 I've just gotten a lot of scammers recently.
Thanks but no thanks, though. I prefer to draw my own stuff. Feel free to draw anything you want, though! :)
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