57 sparksChapter 8
I can't actually decide who should have which role on this one, so I'm leaving it here until I do. Will take suggestions.
A: -sends a super low-quality image-
B: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
A: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
?: You can't measure rage in ounces.
C: Actually, I did the math, B would have $225, not $0.15
B: Fam I'm right here...
D: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of lemonade :)
A: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
D: Sorry I only have a dollar.
A: :(
C: Hey I just realized my friend is right, B would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
D: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of lemonade and an apply juice. :)
C: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
E: Yeah and they want lemonade and apply juice.
C: Apply juice to what.
E: Directly to the forehead.
B: Great chat everyone.
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Comments carried over from AO3 (4)
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The rouges all being besties and actually caring about each gives me life. Thank you for this 🙏
The Rogues are all a big family who would do anything for each other, and no one can change my mind.
Glad you like it, this is one of the nicest comments I've ever gotten. 😁
Okay, this is brilliant! More. Make more.
You could have A=Scarecrow, B=Riddler,?=Mad Hatter, C=Penguin maybe?, D=Harley and E=Joker. I don't know if that fits their personalities all the way, but thought you may like the idea. (No pressure to come back, though!)
I don’t know, but doing the math over a joke is definitely a Riddler thing.
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