41 sparksChapter 1: Battle
//Riddler, Joker, and Spoiler are hiding behind some crates in a warehouse. Police are looking for them.
Riddler, whispering to Spoiler: First rule of battle, sweetie: don't let them know where you are. Keep them in the dark, unable to catch you no matter-.
Joker, jumping out from behind the crates, waving his arms and jumping: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YA WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YA DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Ahhahahahaha!!!
Police: -raise their batons and shout, ready for battle-
Riddler, stepping out from behind the crates and switching his cane to sword mode, mumbling: -sighs exasperatedly- Of course, there are other schools of thought...
Comments (0)
No comments yet. Be the first to send some love!
Comments carried over from AO3 (3)
These were left on the original AO3 posting and are shown as they appeared there.
No clue, but now I'm trying to figure out why it's called an oven because somehow that made sense after the third read through.
I can't believe someone likes my fic this much. Seriously, thank you for all your nice comments, it really made my day.
Of course! You'll definitely get more as I keep going through them :)
:)
💜
*Batman tears his hair out trying to figure out why Joker's becoming a second Condiment King*
YES. 😂
Log in or join free to leave a comment. Guests can still send sparks!