41 sparksChapter 2: Oven
That oven thing confuses me so much, lol. What's it from?
Joker: Eddie, I've recently learned somethin' very important.
Edward, half asleep: ...Huh?
Joker: Ya can say 'have a nice week' wit'out an issue, but ya can't say 'enjoy da next one hundred an' sixty eight hours' wit'out soundin' vaguely threatenin' an' insane.
Edward, screaming: Joker, what are you doing in my house at -checks clock- 04:28?!
Joker: I had an important question ta ask ya.
Edward: It couldn't have waited until tomorrow?
Joker: It's urgent! An' I needed a real smart guy ta answer it.
Edward, knowing the compliment's a trap but falling for it anyways: ...Fine. What do you want to know?
Joker: Why's it called an oven when ya of in da cold food an' ya of out hot eat da food?
Edward: ...What?
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No clue, but now I'm trying to figure out why it's called an oven because somehow that made sense after the third read through.
I can't believe someone likes my fic this much. Seriously, thank you for all your nice comments, it really made my day.
Of course! You'll definitely get more as I keep going through them :)
:)
💜
*Batman tears his hair out trying to figure out why Joker's becoming a second Condiment King*
YES. 😂
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