34 sparksChapter 11: Joker Is A Troll (So Is Harleen)
Harleen: And have you learned anything this Christmas, Patient J?
Joker: ...Not really.
Harleen: Nothing?
Joker: Tell ya one t'ing I've learnt -- Christmas: ultimately, commercial holiday.
Harleen, shocked: Seriously?
Joker: Who's da real winner at Christmas, Doc Q? Amazon. Dey have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves deliverin' iPads an' headphones. I ordered a toaster, an' it was on da doorstop five hours later! Do we need dat? It was $4.99! Fer a toaster! I mean, someone's bein' exploited dere.
Harleen: ...I guess you don't need any hot cocoa this year, then.
Joker: Wait, no, I like Christmas! Togetherness, family, blah blah blah. Hot choccy!
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Go Harley!!
LMAO
Dr Quinzel has been trying to get him to talk about his feelings for weeks. She is completely willing to use a joke to her advantage.
It is the most effective method when it comes to him, lol.
Awww
Most quantum physicists get stuck around dimension ELEVEN.
Joker, I mean this in the nicest way: what the heck!?!?!?!!?
Well, he is both insane and capable of perceiving the fourth wall, so who knows?
They could also give him the sweater and just tie it like a straightjacket if he starts slapping people. He'd probably think it's hilarious.
Oh, he'd definitely think it's hilarious.
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I haven't seen much real DC stuff, so good to know! This was all adorable. (This is a really good ending spot, but I think you forgot to mark the work as complete.)
I did forget, thanks for pointing it out. 😊
Oh stars, I completely forgot I added a rant to this. 😂
It's a really good and informative rant though!
Glad you liked it, then.
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